The Calm After the Storm

Current reference sheet while I’m still figuring out where I want the seams to be.

The felt I’m working with is about 2 yards in length, which allows for a few mistakes.

It’s a teeny Jadesprite plush! Gosh, this didn’t take as long as I thought. And, luckily, my sewing bag had buttons for the eyes.
This turned out better than I thought it would.
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Now I know what I should and should not do when I’m sewing Davesprite. I’m definitely going to use a different stitch.

baconmoose:

dirtyvaccine:

marowak-ghost:

montbear:

coryruinseverything:

tempura-wizard:

shiny-feraligatr:

humorousrain:

protosaber363:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

Sonic 3 and Knuckles: You’re some mutant freak of a rodent with a fox who doesnt try to eat you running around nowhere while another mutant freak and an old bald guy try and stop you…and emeralds have mythical abilites somehow..?

Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance: You’re a blue haired boy who makes a bunch of friends and stops this other group controlled by another guy who has blue haired (he is not the boy’s father). The boy makes friends with famous people and those famous people give the boy more friends. He makes half-animal friends and together, they stop the other blue haired guy and save the continent from an evil man.

Kid Icarus: Uprising: You’re a kawaii as hell dorky angel who’s friendless and can’t fly without the help of this goddess who makes puns like, every two seconds. They also break the forth wall often and don’t shut up and the both of them are trying to protect the humans from the Underworld forces and stuff. And then there are a ton of other gods who are insane as heck who you end up getting help from or fight against and they also crack jokes/puns/break 4th walls/etc. And then the dorky kawaii angel gets cloned and then a dorky and sugoi as heck angel is created and at times he tries to beat up the dorky kawaii angel and at other times he tries to help him.

Boktai: You’re supposed to go outside to play it.

MegaMan Legends: Your girlfriend’s a bitch and makes you dig for treasure.

pokemon: don’t go to school and engage in cockfighting with terrorists

Brave Fencer Musashi: You’re a midget who has been forcefully summoned from your homeland to a kingdom in another world, where you have to protect the kingdom from an opposing empire, protect a bitch princess who whines and fucks shit up, and do thankless tasks for villagers too stupid to do anything about their own shit (including being a bodyguard for a dog, fixing a generator, getting rare medicine to save someone’s shitty kid from being turned into a zombie, putting out a mass fire, and more.)

You also end up doing a world-threatening fuckup because no one remembers major details of their own world’s history.

Your best reward from anyone is an old calendar that you can’t read. And one of the bad guys, you have to beat in a dance-off.

Castlevania: SotN - Otherwise known as “Fuck You Dad!” the video game.

You’re the son of the vampire Dracula and some random woman.  So basically you’re the product of necrophilia.

You wander around your dad’s house, throwing a tantrum until your Uncle Death takes your toys away.  You are such an asshole brat that you manage to literally turn the fucking house upside down. 

You look like a fop - to the point that most people would sooner believe you are a Maybelline glamor model than a vampiric swordsman.  Sure, you can turn into a wolf, but really it looks more like a purple Pomeranian.

Okage The Shadow King: AKA Japanese Crack Satan

You’re an androgynous boy drawn by Tim Burton during his ‘acid’ phase and your sister is this huge bitch who juggles three guys and gets attacked by a piece of cotton candy in the middle of the forest. It makes her talk in what Japanese people think Pig Latin is, and your dad sacrifices your body to a genie in a bottle that turns out to be a cat-shaped piece of black cardboard named Stan who insults everything you do for the rest of the game. Eventually it turns into The Matrix and you have to rescue a princess who happens to be the least-likable character in video game history.

Half-Life: a.k.a. Everyone Tells You What To Do

You’re a scientist who’s name sounds a lot like Morgan Freeman and apparently you  have no idea how to talk. After arriving late for work, you blow a bunch of shit up (on “accident”) and kill everyone. Then, the few living people tell you to go up to the surface where a fuckload of ugly-ass aliens are waiting to jump you, only because you have this ‘special suit’. Half the time, your only weapon is a crowbar. There’s also this girl who likes to take you on “SHORTCUTS” where you get the shit beat out of you and then she meets up with you completely unscathed.

There’s also this asshole who eventually strips you and tells you about your ‘unlimited potential’, and then basically is going to kill you if you don’t work with him.

And there is a lot of tentecles.

Obligatory unicorn for Tuesday

wickedredhead:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

mezzo-piano:

u-ok:

GOOOOOOOOOOOD

omg omg

REBLOG BUTTON IS BROKEN NOW

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Cosplayers go home

(Source: neocarleen)