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    whoops here’s a doodle

    whoops here’s a doodle

     
  2. Oh, so, that dude’s tattoos from the picture earlier. I decided to type all those tiny words out and translate them. It’s actually all quite sad if you know his background.

    -Beneficium accipere libertatum est vendere. Perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim.
    “To accept a favor is to sell one’s freedom. Be patient and tough; some day that pain will be useful.”

    -Urbes constituit aetas, hora dissolvit.
    “Ages erect cities, one hour destroys them.”

    -Saepe summa ingenia in occulto latent. Fallaces sunt rerum species.
    “Often, the greatest minds lie hidden. The appearances of things are deceptive.”

    -Quod me nettit me destruit, tamen non omnis moriar.
    “What nourishes me also destroys me, yet not all of me shall die.”

    -væ solitariam persona cum immutat ex verbis ad uerbera
    “Woe to the solitary person when it changes from words to blows.”

    -Facilis descensus Averno
    “The way to hell is easy.”

    -Mens sana in corpore sano
    “A sound mind in a sound body.”

    -Omnia causa fiunt
    “Everything happens for a reason.”

    -Solus, solum, sola
    Alone (masculine), alone (unisex), alone (feminine)

     
  3. 16:47

    Notes: 2

    Tags: character design

    image: Download

    Sketcky tattoo designs…

That’s all Latin, except for all those numbers. That’s binary.

Since the words are too small:
“Beneficium accipere libertatum edt vendere. Perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim.”
There’s more, but I don’t want to type it out right now. Translate it on your own time.

"Sola" is also Latin. It’s the feminine form of ‘alone’.

    Sketcky tattoo designs…

    That’s all Latin, except for all those numbers. That’s binary.

    Since the words are too small:
    “Beneficium accipere libertatum edt vendere. Perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim.”
    There’s more, but I don’t want to type it out right now. Translate it on your own time.

    "Sola" is also Latin. It’s the feminine form of ‘alone’.

     
  4. 15:29

    Notes: 411371

    Reblogged from seth--rogen

    Tags: making this happen

    unclefather:

    unclefather:

    at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

    nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

    (Source: unclefather)

     
  5. 23:04 15th Sep 2012

    Notes: 43671

    Reblogged from johnsdad

    fiercelatina:

    so i was in CVS today and i found out that this brand of nail polish has some interesting names for their colors. these were some of my favorites.

    Wow okay I told everyone I was going to sleep, so after this I’m going to sleep I promise

     
  6. 22:57

    Notes: 46649

    Reblogged from quantum-angel

    lalondes-wonking:

bootylicious-buggy:

kdm13:

nihanwater:

meg546:

restless-daydreamer:

natcat5:

bloggish:

enchantedtulip:

sir-pimp-master-arthur:

irmesia:

im-the-muthafucking-leaf:

bledri:

racethewind10:

sicani:

Jupiter may have just saved Earth from a devastating impact event

Something just went down on Jupiter. Monday morning, at 11:35:30 UT, amateur astronomers glimpsed a brief but blazing flash of light in the upper reaches of the planet’s cloudy atmosphere. If past observations are any indication, Jupiter may have just sustained a major impact event. If that’s the case, the gas giant may have just saved Earth from a devastating cosmic collision.


Bitches please. That was the USS Enterprise coming out of warp. 

Bless you Jupiter.

Thank you, Jupiter!

Jupiter/EarthOTP.

I ship it

How long until we can expect the fanfiction? 

  “Hey Jupiter!” Earth burst in, grinning wildly. “Where are you? Some of my scientists got this theory about your moons and-“
“I’m over here.” The voice calls out from another room and Earth frowns. Why does Jupiter even have rooms? Hesitant, he walks into another room, to find Jupiter. The man is standing shirtless, which could be a little awkward, until he notices Jupiter standing slouched and the red, inflamed burn along his torso.
“Jupiter?! What happened?!” Without a second thought he rushes forward, grabbing ice off a table and wrapping it in a towel, and pressing it to the burn. Jupiter jumps back, and Earth whacks his hand. “Stay still! Trust me, I know what I’m doing. We have actual medical professionals on my planet. We have actual people on my planet.”
“…Hello, Earth.” Then Earth realises his position, kneeling in front of Jupiter and with his hands pressed to the other man’s chest. And he hasn’t even said hello. He blushes.
Must defuse situation. “Uh, hi!” he says awkwardly. “Sorry about bursting in. You know me, always interfering with everything and thinking I know what’s best for everyone, ha ha!”
Jupiter chuckles. “It’s fine.” Earth notices the ice is heating up so he takes it out of the towel, swaps it for more ice. Jupiter winces as Earth reapplies the bundle.
“Seriously though,” Earth says, “What happened?”
Jupiter sighs. “Impact event. Asteroid, comet,” he says.
Earth stops dead. Impact events. He’s seen a few of those in his time, and they’ve always been so much worse for him than anyone else - the rest of his solar system is barren enough it doesn’t count, but him, teeming with life and ideas and species. He still remembers when he lost the dinosaurs, in a haze of fire and ash and poison. Woke up centuries later, smaller and fragile. He loved them so much, and still remembers them. It terrifies him to think of such a thing happening again, even to his humans, with all they’ve done to the planet - he loves them too.
And… Jupiter. “I’m so sorry,” he says, blinking through the haze of emotion.
“It’s alright,” smiles Jupiter, and Earth wants to ask how can it possibly be alright? “It’s not exactly an uncommon occurrence. Largest planet in the solar system; I think my mass just attracts things.”
“What?” Earth leaps to his feet. “But - that’s not fair!”
Jupiter cocks his head to the side. “Greatest mass, greatest target. Laws of physics. How is that not fair?”
“Because - because you haven’t done anything wrong!”
Jupiter laughs again. “Oh, right. You and all your lifeforms, and their concepts - fairness, morality, karma.”
“Don’t mock me; they don’t even all have those, anyway,” Earth huffs. “But how can you… Look at that burn, man. And you’re telling me this is nothing?”
Jupiter briefly looks down at the oozing, crusting thing. “Well, what would happen if I wasn’t here, huh?” he asks. “The meteors - or comets, or asteroids, or whatever - would get past me, hit the smaller planets behind. Your best friend Mars… or Venus and Mercury, nuts as they are. Or you.”
Earth gulps. “You shouldn’t have to do this for us,” he says.
Jupiter smiles, before pulling Earth into his embrace. Um. Okay. “It’s alright, Earth. I don’t mind. After all - I’m a gas giant, emphasis on the giant. I can get by, pretty much no matter what happens. Other people are more important. People like you. You’re… special.”
“I’m not,” says Earth. “I’m not special. Just… self-important.”
Jupiter chuckles again. “You’re better than you think you are. You’re alive, Earth, and that’s the most important thing. You have people, ideas, emotions still to share. You have so much to find, so much to see, so much to explore. You’re fragile, and I wouldn’t let you get set back by just any old meteor. You are special, Earth; you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”

“ you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”
And then I actually started to ship it. 
What the hell. 

Tumblr: The only place where we have homoerotic fanfiction about two planets.

omg i ship it. 

better love story than twilight

I can’t believe I actually teared up over a couple planets…

What.


Am I late for this ship?

WOW, HOW DID I MISS THIS.

    lalondes-wonking:

    bootylicious-buggy:

    kdm13:

    nihanwater:

    meg546:

    restless-daydreamer:

    natcat5:

    bloggish:

    enchantedtulip:

    sir-pimp-master-arthur:

    irmesia:

    im-the-muthafucking-leaf:

    bledri:

    racethewind10:

    sicani:

    Jupiter may have just saved Earth from a devastating impact event

    Something just went down on Jupiter. Monday morning, at 11:35:30 UT, amateur astronomers glimpsed a brief but blazing flash of light in the upper reaches of the planet’s cloudy atmosphere. If past observations are any indication, Jupiter may have just sustained a major impact event. If that’s the case, the gas giant may have just saved Earth from a devastating cosmic collision.

    Bitches please. That was the USS Enterprise coming out of warp. 

    Bless you Jupiter.

    Thank you, Jupiter!

    Jupiter/Earth
    OTP.

    I ship it

    How long until we can expect the fanfiction? 

      “Hey Jupiter!” Earth burst in, grinning wildly. “Where are you? Some of my scientists got this theory about your moons and-“

    “I’m over here.” The voice calls out from another room and Earth frowns. Why does Jupiter even have rooms? Hesitant, he walks into another room, to find Jupiter. The man is standing shirtless, which could be a little awkward, until he notices Jupiter standing slouched and the red, inflamed burn along his torso.

    “Jupiter?! What happened?!” Without a second thought he rushes forward, grabbing ice off a table and wrapping it in a towel, and pressing it to the burn. Jupiter jumps back, and Earth whacks his hand. “Stay still! Trust me, I know what I’m doing. We have actual medical professionals on my planet. We have actual people on my planet.”

    “…Hello, Earth.” Then Earth realises his position, kneeling in front of Jupiter and with his hands pressed to the other man’s chest. And he hasn’t even said hello. He blushes.

    Must defuse situation. “Uh, hi!” he says awkwardly. “Sorry about bursting in. You know me, always interfering with everything and thinking I know what’s best for everyone, ha ha!”

    Jupiter chuckles. “It’s fine.” Earth notices the ice is heating up so he takes it out of the towel, swaps it for more ice. Jupiter winces as Earth reapplies the bundle.

    “Seriously though,” Earth says, “What happened?”

    Jupiter sighs. “Impact event. Asteroid, comet,” he says.

    Earth stops dead. Impact events. He’s seen a few of those in his time, and they’ve always been so much worse for him than anyone else - the rest of his solar system is barren enough it doesn’t count, but him, teeming with life and ideas and species. He still remembers when he lost the dinosaurs, in a haze of fire and ash and poison. Woke up centuries later, smaller and fragile. He loved them so much, and still remembers them. It terrifies him to think of such a thing happening again, even to his humans, with all they’ve done to the planet - he loves them too.

    And… Jupiter. “I’m so sorry,” he says, blinking through the haze of emotion.

    “It’s alright,” smiles Jupiter, and Earth wants to ask how can it possibly be alright? “It’s not exactly an uncommon occurrence. Largest planet in the solar system; I think my mass just attracts things.”

    “What?” Earth leaps to his feet. “But - that’s not fair!”

    Jupiter cocks his head to the side. “Greatest mass, greatest target. Laws of physics. How is that not fair?”

    “Because - because you haven’t done anything wrong!”

    Jupiter laughs again. “Oh, right. You and all your lifeforms, and their concepts - fairness, morality, karma.”

    “Don’t mock me; they don’t even all have those, anyway,” Earth huffs. “But how can you… Look at that burn, man. And you’re telling me this is nothing?”

    Jupiter briefly looks down at the oozing, crusting thing. “Well, what would happen if I wasn’t here, huh?” he asks. “The meteors - or comets, or asteroids, or whatever - would get past me, hit the smaller planets behind. Your best friend Mars… or Venus and Mercury, nuts as they are. Or you.”

    Earth gulps. “You shouldn’t have to do this for us,” he says.

    Jupiter smiles, before pulling Earth into his embrace. Um. Okay. “It’s alright, Earth. I don’t mind. After all - I’m a gas giant, emphasis on the giant. I can get by, pretty much no matter what happens. Other people are more important. People like you. You’re… special.”

    “I’m not,” says Earth. “I’m not special. Just… self-important.”

    Jupiter chuckles again. “You’re better than you think you are. You’re alive, Earth, and that’s the most important thing. You have people, ideas, emotions still to share. You have so much to find, so much to see, so much to explore. You’re fragile, and I wouldn’t let you get set back by just any old meteor. You are special, Earth; you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”

    “ you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”

    And then I actually started to ship it. 

    What the hell. 

    Tumblr: The only place where we have homoerotic fanfiction about two planets.

    omg i ship it. 

    better love story than twilight

    I can’t believe I actually teared up over a couple planets…

    What.

    Am I late for this ship?


    WOW, HOW DID I MISS THIS.

     
  7. 22:54

    Notes: 139719

    Reblogged from purpleswampert

    Tags: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

    shavingryansprivates:

nerdsareuswhoareyou:

ktrnugh:

bummerrrrrrrrrr:

holy shit

I would

He rocked the bow tie even then! 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

…..He was actually just as attractive as a teen? And looked the exact same just without the smile wrinkles and haircut?
What even.

    shavingryansprivates:

    nerdsareuswhoareyou:

    ktrnugh:

    bummerrrrrrrrrr:

    holy shit

    I would

    He rocked the bow tie even then! 

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    …..He was actually just as attractive as a teen? And looked the exact same just without the smile wrinkles and haircut?

    What even.

    (Source: thepacificatlantic)

     
  8. 22:08

    Notes: 4860

    Reblogged from mistahgrundy

    mistahgrundy:

    typette:

    arythusa:

    animationtidbits:

    Hotel Transylvania - Concept Art

    Oh wow, I did not know quite so many people I liked worked on this show!

    this show went through a lot of development, it makes sense I think.

    Also hahaha it’s true they use Maya :B I want to work for Sony Animation really badly.

    It’s a huge tragedy they did not go with sideburns-victorian dracula there in the upper left. All of the sketches look great, actually. The finished character is so generic and uninteresting looking.

    the trailers I have seen look pretty blah.

    I liked sideburns Dracula better…

     
  9. 23:04 13th Sep 2012

    Notes: 53043

    Reblogged from prince-vantas

    yowulf:

    tehkukikookie:

    S’mores Spaghetti - Dude Foods

    “I made the chocolate noodles by boiling 3/4 of a cup of water and then mixing in two grams of agar powder. I then melted one and a half cups of Hershey’s chocolate and mixed it in with the agar solution along with 1/3 of a cup of chocolate milk to keep it from getting too thick. For the marshmallow noodles I followed the exact same recipe, but swapped out the chocolate milk for regular milk.”

    Whoah whoah WHOAH HOLD UP

    THE SOUNDS COMING OUT MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW ARE NOT NATURAL

     
  10. 14:50 12th Sep 2012

    Notes: 706

    Reblogged from dr-awesome-md

    dr-awesome-md:

ramirezdahmerbundy:

9/11 Jumpers - When the airplanes hit the twin towers on 9/11 most people who had no chance of escaping had to make the difficult choice of burning to death or jumping from the towers.

I watched a documentary about this once.
The only part about 9/11 that I have ever truly cared about or been interested in are these people. I think it was brave to take that jump rather than burn/get electrocuted/suffocate/fall with the tower. But it does make me wonder: Would if they had a chance of survival? Would if they didn’t jump and survived the horrors inside as well as the tower collapses. It’s a far thought, but still.
Due to the tower’s height and the fact that most of these people were on the higher floors (since most of the lower floors were able to evacuate), these people accelerated to about 250 mph before hitting the ground. Of course, the sheer g-forces of the fall either knocked them out or killed them already.
I did see a video on youtube (which has probably been taken down) that someone took of the sides of the South(?) Tower. They were located on a roof of a building about two blocks away and they actually caught video of one of the bodies hitting the ground. There had already been people jumping, because the whole side of the tower that they were recording was spattered with blood. All over the ground, on the street, even up the building a good 10 feet. No kidding, the impact just scattered bits of these people on most of the nearby buildings. I would say one of them would cause a scene of around 30 feet in a circle if they were falling on a flat plane.
In an odd way, I can relate to these people. They were stuck between two extremes and decided to take the easier way out.
I think this is the only aspect of history that makes me cry. Not 9/11, no. These particular people.
The most touching of photos of these jumpers to me was a shot of two people jumping who were holding hands. You couldn’t really see much, but they were obviously holding on to one another and it looked as if one of them was on fire. They could have been friends, co-workers, lovers. We’ll never really know. I can only assume it was a desperate decision.
And here is said picture:


Oh, I should reblog one of y favorite posts because yesterday was 9/11.

    dr-awesome-md:

    ramirezdahmerbundy:

    9/11 Jumpers - When the airplanes hit the twin towers on 9/11 most people who had no chance of escaping had to make the difficult choice of burning to death or jumping from the towers.

    I watched a documentary about this once.

    The only part about 9/11 that I have ever truly cared about or been interested in are these people. I think it was brave to take that jump rather than burn/get electrocuted/suffocate/fall with the tower. But it does make me wonder: Would if they had a chance of survival? Would if they didn’t jump and survived the horrors inside as well as the tower collapses. It’s a far thought, but still.

    Due to the tower’s height and the fact that most of these people were on the higher floors (since most of the lower floors were able to evacuate), these people accelerated to about 250 mph before hitting the ground. Of course, the sheer g-forces of the fall either knocked them out or killed them already.

    I did see a video on youtube (which has probably been taken down) that someone took of the sides of the South(?) Tower. They were located on a roof of a building about two blocks away and they actually caught video of one of the bodies hitting the ground. There had already been people jumping, because the whole side of the tower that they were recording was spattered with blood. All over the ground, on the street, even up the building a good 10 feet. No kidding, the impact just scattered bits of these people on most of the nearby buildings. I would say one of them would cause a scene of around 30 feet in a circle if they were falling on a flat plane.

    In an odd way, I can relate to these people. They were stuck between two extremes and decided to take the easier way out.

    I think this is the only aspect of history that makes me cry. Not 9/11, no. These particular people.

    The most touching of photos of these jumpers to me was a shot of two people jumping who were holding hands. You couldn’t really see much, but they were obviously holding on to one another and it looked as if one of them was on fire. They could have been friends, co-workers, lovers. We’ll never really know. I can only assume it was a desperate decision.

    And here is said picture:

    Oh, I should reblog one of y favorite posts because yesterday was 9/11.

     
  11. HOLY BAJEESUS ONE OF THE PROFESSORS IN POKEMON JUT SAID ALLONS-Y! WOW THANKS POKEMON YOU JUST MADE MY DAY.

     
  12. image: Download

    Sober Gamzette just wanted her faygo…

Thisis probably the last cosplay I’ll be able to do. So, it was fun while it lasted.

    Sober Gamzette just wanted her faygo…

    Thisis probably the last cosplay I’ll be able to do. So, it was fun while it lasted.

     
  13. 16:27

    Notes: 398044

    Reblogged from poeticpromise

    Tags: oh my god

    sclez:

    sweetbuttandhellabooty:

    can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

    i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

    madeggascar

    (Source: chimichangass)

     
  14. Well hi there, sudden 4 followers in the same week.
    My number has reached 77.

    I am proud.

     
  15. 22:29 4th Sep 2012

    Notes: 181100

    Reblogged from roxicodonelalonde

    avengemymischief:

elihzbah:

putmedownpunk:

#kermit you uplifting motherfucker

that tag.

#you know you’ve hit bottom when you take life advice from a puppet